I’m so glad for spam filters.  
Apparently I need to find a Christian date, then lose the fat, get a hard-on (not lasting more than 4 hours, remember kids), but I can buy pizza for our date, get a car  to pick up my date in, get a massage to relax, check my new furniture for bed bugs, possibly meet a black person (Woo - new things!), pick up a 2nd language, and then get back to that Lauren chick to let her know I fuck dudes.

I’m so glad for spam filters.  

Apparently I need to find a Christian date, then lose the fat, get a hard-on (not lasting more than 4 hours, remember kids), but I can buy pizza for our date, get a car  to pick up my date in, get a massage to relax, check my new furniture for bed bugs, possibly meet a black person (Woo - new things!), pick up a 2nd language, and then get back to that Lauren chick to let her know I fuck dudes.