Common Sense

  • Me: (turns corner without directional)
  • Him: You didn't signal, again.
  • Me: So?
  • Him: You do that a lot lately.
  • Me: Who am I signaling to? There is no other cars anywhere near us.
  • Him: You need to watch that. You're breaking the law.
  • Me: Is it breaking the law if I coast through a stop sign at 3 a.m. when the streets are deserted?
  • Him: Yes.
  • Me: If a tree falls in the forest, does it still make noise?
  • Him: I'm not discussing this with you.