- Lady on commercial: I love how my mouth feels after a cleaning - how can I keep it that way every day?
- Roommate: Can you open it big enough to put my dick in?
- News woman: How much more could you be paying on the thruway in tolls? Story at 11.
- Roommate: Can I pay you to shut the fuck up?
- Old lady on Hoarders: Oh, I'm so happy the house is clean.
- Roommate: Can someone get her some teeth?
- Repeat With Any Random Thing On TV: Over and over and over and over