So….

If you went to see a Japanese dance drama where a group of people manually stimulate themselves & expel on someone else’s face, what would it be called?

How To Get A Girl Off

My friend sent me this after we had a conversation about female ejaculation, and how I’m fascinated I am by it all.  He was half-joking in sending it, but I’m pretty sure this is the bones of his technique most times.  (By the way, his girlfriend did marry him recently so BOOM goes the dynamite.) 

1. Find an eager female participant
2. Begin by lightly kissing and licking the inside of her thighs, making your way SLOWLY towards her clitoris
3. Kiss her clitoris slowly while telling her how amazingly beautiful her vagina is
4. Slowly insert your index finger into her vagina
5. Move your tongue in a circular motion around the clitoris
6. With the aforementioned index finger, stroke the length of the ridged G spot with the rhythm of the aforementioned circular motion of the tongue. (Your finger will be making a ‘come here’ motion about an inch above the vaginal opening)
7. It could take her from 4 to 8 minutes to climax, depending on her level of comfort, arousal and mental distraction
8. During climax, withdraw your finger SLOWLY and give her some space. Re-visit the clitoris sparingly and VERY gently to prolong the orgasm (sometimes just blowing on it is enough) 
9. Climax should last a minute or two, but as it winds down, plunge your massive, rock-hard man-meat into her vagina and pound it like you’re tenderizing a $2 steak for the Queen
10. Do not be alarmed or distracted by her screaming. In this situation, screaming is good
11. After you have climaxed, cuddle her for hours and tell her how beautiful she is
12. Be prepared for her to insist upon marriage. Have a good excuse ready if necessary

Notes: Direction of circular motion does not matter. In lieu of a circular motion, tongue flipping is also acceptable. The female orgasm is a sight to behold, impressive in its intensity and duration. There will be plenty of natural lubrication prior to coitus, no man-made products will be required. Think of the sensitivity of the clitoris as similar to the head of the penis, and the vagina is similar to the shaft of the penis. The intensity of the sensations are similar.

Priorities

80% of the people murdered by drone strikes are innocent people, wholly unrelated to al Qaeda, the Taliban, or any other terrorist type organization, movement or group.

General Petraius has an affair and the world fucking stops on a dime to investigate emails, text messages, and other such unimportant things.  A TV-movie is already in the works, and the story has just begun.

No one raises an eyebrow when the media reports (if they do at all) innocent people are being killed en masse.  Yet someone having some side action, whether considered immoral or not, is a national case and a headline in every newspaper and on every news site in the U.S?

Wrap It Up

I’m not a porn advocate.  I am a freedom advocate.  I’m a responsibility, & humanity advocate.

There was a recent Measure B passed in the 2012 election in California, requiring porn actors to wear condoms while filming.  The very idea that disease starts, or is spread primarily through porn actors is a bigoted and absolutely incorrect.  Porn actors, male or female, are tested monthly for STD’s, including HIV.  Yes, there was an HIV scare a few years ago in the gay porn industry, but for anyone to blase attitude toward that as “well, it’s just a cesspool of disease” is not only uneducated, but makes that person inferior to basic knowledge of STDs.

While there are bareback videos in gay and straight porn, I cannot conceived how anyone can assume that all porn actors are ridden with STDs, & blatantly spreading it around.  First, these porn actors are obviously health conscience on some level.  For the most part, you don’t see overweight, or out of shape men or women in mainstream pornography.  They are working out, keeping in shape, tanned, or whatever else it takes to appeal to a visual aesthetic on video/film to the consumer.  To think they are taking all that time & effort, yet ignoring their sexual health is just stupid.

The porn industry has done a fine job at regulating itself, despite the government’s intervention over the years, by not only keeping age & work records, but requiring their actors & models to be tested regularly (monthly), and keeping those records as well.  I wonder if the government will now step in & require non-married people to wear condoms while fucking, as to prevent over-population, lest we head in the direction of China’s “one kid per family” rule of thumb.  Will the government step in to require female porn actors to use birth control (like the pill, or the ring, or whatever)?  How soon before they start regulating positions, or areas to film in, or anything else.  Measure B can also inhibit possible capital earning potential should a demographic segment wish to not see condom-based pornography.  

While most people might not watch porn on a regular basis, Measure B speaks to the freedom of industry, rather than the safety of the people involved.  Measure B assumes the industry, and all those involved in it, are simply too stupid to watch out for themselves, so of course the state must step in to do duty.  I can’t imagine how people want the government to stay out of their bedroom, but push it into someone else’s.  It’s a hypocritical vote, and I can bet money that the measure will be challenged in court.  Freedom of choice extends to all people, whether you like what they do for a living or not.  If it’s not hurting you, or affecting your life - don’t fucking sweat it.

Believe me when I say - gay people get it.  Porn actors, straight or gay, get it.  We get it because we don’t want to get it.  Get it?

Late Bloomer

I just realized that I’ve been having sex half of my life at this point.  I was a virgin until I was 22.  And it was the fall (more like early winter, I think) of my 22nd year that I started shagging guys.  I’m 44 now, so……yeah.  There’s that.

God, I’ve had some fucking great sex, too.